August 10, 2004 — 1 PM

Trends to End

From the occasionally brilliant 5ives:

Five things you must abandon immediately:

1. ironic trucker cap
2. aviator sunglasses
3. “vintage” t-shirt from Urban Outfitters
4. cutesy truncated words (“obvs,” “whatevs,” et al.)
5. back tattoos of fanciful creatures

Also, I’d like to add: those ruffled skirts that young ladies are so fond of, nearly showing the arse while strongly recalling both the flimsy material and the third-grade colour palette of thrift store sweatpants.

Previously: Big Box and Little Town

Subsequently: A.C. Newman Strikes Again

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