Praise Be to the Almighty Corn Dollies!
Attaboy presents:
A Conversation Unattended: Case Study in Degenerative Online Chat
(We begin our scene after much banter about tonight’s dinner, which will include fresh corn. At this point, Luke has decided to get back to work.)
Luke
OK, look you two.. I’m gonna go accomplish something. Y’all plan good now.
Adrienne
can we make corn dollies
MEGAN
Hahaa!
MEGAN
Luke, draft some plans for corn dollies, mkay?
Adrienne
lol
MEGAN
Luke? I think we scared him. ;)
Adrienne
well, so what time shall I come by?
Adrienne
he hates us
MEGAN
Totally.
Adrienne
he’s afraid of us
MEGAN
He won’t even come home tonight, we’ll have to make dollies by ourselves.
Adrienne
OK, so can I bring a salad? I have SO MUCH stuff for a salad
MEGAN
He’s probably still reading this! :)
MEGAN
Yes, salads away!
Adrienne
oh, so sad! dollies with no boys to play with
MEGAN
Haa! I’ll be home just after 5pm, and Luke… probably earlier…
Luke
do you guys mind if I publish this conversation on attaboy?
Adrienne
OK, cool! I make amazing salads if I do say so myself
Adrienne
lol
Adrienne
are you serious?
MEGAN
I don’t mind!
Adrienne
corn dollies did it for you huh?
Adrienne
I dont mind either
MEGAN
*I knew it!*
Adrienne
its about time corn dollies resurfaced and had their time once again
Adrienne
the rise of the corn dollies
MEGAN
Right on, sistah! Praise be to the almighty corn dollies!
Previously: In the News
Subsequently: Cleaning Up Our Act
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