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October 29, 2001 — 3 PM

The Babyssssssitter

The government offers a mother a choice: your snake or your kids.

“Despite the concerns of the Children's Ministry, Koop says the 70-kilogram snake has a limited appetite.

“‘I’ve trained him to eat only rabbits,’ she said.”

— One hopes none of the neighbourhood kids show up dressed as a cute wittle bunny wabbit for Hallowe’en.

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Previously: Des oignons, monsieur?

Subsequently: Is This What They Meant By Suspicious Behaviour?

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