On Her Majesty’s (Really) Secret Service
Over at Salon: “Bigfoot Ruined My Sex Life.”
Mostly we just like the clever metaphorical use of mostly forgotten James Bond actors:
I figured that my association with Bigfoot would slowly fade from the Internet and that my legacy, as I wrote to the members of the IVBC, would be to become the “George Lazenby of the Bigfoot field, a vaguely remembered character who made a brief, tiny contribution the nature of which cannot exactly be recalled at the moment.”
Accordingly, we feel the need to nominate some other worthy candidates to George Lazenby status.
The 1st Annual Awards for Achievement in George Lazenbydom (‘The Lazzies’)
The Lazzy for Attainment of Political Power:
The Lazzy for Channelling a Moderately Successful Career as a Comedian into an NBC Sitcom:
Jeff ‘You Know You’re a Redneck When…’ Foxworthy
The Lazzy for Roles Portrayed by Harrison Ford in Famous Films:
‘Colonel Lucas’ in Apocalypse Now
The Lazzy for Late-1980s Vocabulary:
‘chawesome’ (adj. slightly better than awesome)
Previously: Hyperliens
Subsequently: It Was a Dark and Radioactive Night
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