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October 20, 2000 — 12 PM

“39% bastard,” says thespark.com’s Bastard

"39% bastard," says thespark.com's Bastard Test, a rating I'm proud to report is a full 5% below the average. Some revealing statistics this test proudly reports: most men like to drink (well, no kidding), Catholics are more likely to spit on you, and coffee drinkers are more likely to cheat on their partners (he says, as he sips his third cup of the day — no sugar please).

Oh yes. Lest we forget, for women (or more effeminate men?), there is also the Bitch Test.

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