July 15, 2004 — 11 AM

Golly, Professor Peabody

Do you pine for those days when the world was new? When web designers were just “HTML authors”? For a limited time, you too can enjoy the glory days of the venerable old Internet. Just remember such classic hits as:

• The Mission Statement
• The Bevelled Browser Button
• All Times New Roman, all the time! (Now with authentic, absurdly-sized, fake small caps!)
• Can you say FRAMES?
• Fancy, alternate terminology like “I-Net”
• Membership in that cutting-edge organization, the HTML Writers Guild

Act now, and we’ll throw in, at no additional charge, a custom-produced PageCurl™!

Previously: Is It Art?

Subsequently: Big Box and Little Town

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