October 29, 2001 at 3 PM
The Babyssssssitter
The government offers a mother a choice: your snake or your kids.
“Despite the concerns of the Children's Ministry, Koop says the 70-kilogram snake has a limited appetite.
“‘I’ve trained him to eat only rabbits,’ she said.”
— One hopes none of the neighbourhood kids show up dressed as a cute wittle bunny wabbit for Hallowe’en.
Previously: Des oignons, monsieur?
Subsequently: Is This What They Meant By Suspicious Behaviour?
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